Curiosities Vol. 1

I, I, I, me, me, me. It's all about me. I apologize if I start ALL of my posts with "I," but it ain't about YOU. Fudge you, motherfarters. YOU SUCK. Are YOU bustin' yer hump posting all this meaningless shit?!

NO!

SO . . .

I planned to release a consecutive series of bizarre YouTube videos as teasers for other posts.

I FARTED UP.

This is too golden to pass up. I'm not partial to yoga but I found myself contorting, stretching my body as to fit my toes into my nostrils, repeating the mantra: "Dunnnnnnnnnnn-gis, Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn-gis, Dunnnnnnnnnnn-gis."