Saturday Night Tweezer

He'res a tweezer trailer of things to come:

I came across these guys both legally and illegally via relatives, purchases and general shoplifting from thrift shops. Yes, these are answering machine tapes. 

Yes, these are the personal lives of real people. Yes, there's a little creepiness involved in that. Yes, they should have been erased before donated to a charitable organization where any sicko could shove them into his pocket and post them on the internet. Yes, I know this isn't the wisest thing I could do, but I an't no genius. I ain't no rocket surgeon. I ain't even a doctor with a lousy receptionist that lets the machine take all his messages . . . 

Staaaaaaaaaaaaay TUNED!!!